Rants of a Dinosaur Comics Fanatic

Mom, you've given me everything I need.

2009-05-06T16:57:00.001-04:00

Hi, Amy, it's mom. Well, by the time you see this, I won't be here anymore, and I know how much that sucks, for both of us. So seeing as how I won't be around to thoroughly annoy you, I thought I would give you a little list of the things that I wish for you. Well, there's the obvious. An education. Family. Friends. And a life that is full of the unexpected. Be sure to make mistakes. Make a lot of them, because there's no better way to learn and to grow, all right? And, um, I want you to spend a lot of time at the ocean, because the ocean forces you to dream, and I insist that you, my girl, be a dreamer. God. I've never really believed in God. In fact, I've spent a lot of time and energy trying to disprove that god exists. But I hope that you are able to believe in god, because the thing that I've come to realize, sweetheart... is that it just doesn't matter if god exists or not. The important thing is for you to believe in something, because I promise you that that belief will keep you warm at night, and I want you to feel safe always. And then there's love. I want you to love to the tips of your fingers, and when you find that love, wherever you find it, whoever you choose, don't run away from it. But you don't have to chase after it either. You just be patient, and it'll come to you, I promise, and when you least expect it, like you, like spending the best year of my life with the sweetest and the smartest and the most beautiful baby girl in the world. You don't be afraid, sweetheart. And remember, to love is to live.

When are you going to let your parents know that you listen to the evil rock music? You're an American teenager, for God's sake.

2008-08-25T17:55:00.006-04:00

the go! team

andrew bird

she & him (she = zooey deschanel)

iggy pop

the black keys

It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.

2008-01-23T21:11:00.000-05:00

i would love to have great kisses with these cuties.

You should wear your dress with the ponies on it, I bet he likes ponies.

2007-12-01T18:35:00.000-05:00

WISHLIST

JC Penney - $49.99

Macy's - $43.50

Babygirl Boutique - $62.00

Babygirl Boutique - $98.00

I promise not to go crazy until we get you some boots.

2007-10-19T16:27:00.000-04:00

who doesn't love new stuff?

You need to relax. You need to stop worrying. You need to stop obsessing. You need to stop looking at my boobs.

2007-10-09T22:11:00.000-04:00

floorgasm [9:47 PM]: but back to your boobs
thischarmingg1rl [10:15 PM]: chips
thischarmingg1rl [10:15 PM]: are
thischarmingg1rl [10:15 PM]: tasty
hlall04 [9:17 PM]: just do it
hlall04 [9:17 PM]: it takes 30 seconds
...that's what she said.

Is there a problem? Nothing Shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play.

2007-09-23T19:37:00.001-04:00

Who could refrain that had a heart to love and in that heart courage to make love known?

"I don't like ultimatums."
"I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately, they come around eventually."

I've been to the other side ... You mean with Republicans?

2007-09-14T00:25:00.000-04:00

http://www.wikiality.com/Liberals
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Colbert_Report#Quotes
ChloeNReturn: "Liberals eat children when they're all out of carrots to munch on. The bastards."
ChloeNReturn: It's true.
ChloeNReturn: I try not to.
ChloeNReturn: But when those carrots start running out.
ChloeNReturn: I just get so hungry.
ChloeNReturn: And they're so cute and little, it's hard to resist.
orestes96: I don't, there is nothing like a nice, hot baby on a bun on a cold winter day.

Just remember that getting up onstage and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.

2007-09-10T17:10:00.000-04:00

http://www.meganmccafferty.com/retroblogger/archives/2007/09/like_a_virgin_h.html

Fine, I will be French, but I will not be happy.

2007-09-08T21:51:00.000-04:00

ChipperMJB (9:40:22 PM): Then I saw a good friend from 1-8 grade that I havent seen in forever and he was wearing the same polo as me... I was like "Some things never change!"
ChipperMJB (9:40:28 PM): Then I drowned in nostalgia
ChipperMJB (9:40:47 PM): and how ridiculous that statement is
ChipperMJB (9:42:24 PM): White People: Hey Hey! Long time, No see! *high fives exchanged here* Some things never change!